- 02:12:26: Merry Christmas from the show. We hope you wake up to filled stockings... not the ones with toys. The kind filled with passed out hookers.
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Sunday, December 26, 2010
From Twitter 12-25-2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
From Twitter 12-23-2010
- 17:55:01: Jesus. Fucking. Christ. #OSU. You dopes kill me, and my school. The million$ couldn't come fast enough for you stupid punks? Pathetic!
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Thursday, December 23, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
From Twitter 12-19-2010
- 15:12:19: I Can not stand dipshits that chew with their mouths open. Didn't someone somewhere tell you that you look like an animal?
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
From Twitter 12-11-2010
- 08:01:43: After a discussion with Mike, we're changing the name of the show to:"Titty Titty Skate Park". The guys in the corner offices want that...
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Thursday, December 9, 2010
From Twitter 12-08-2010
- 06:24:22: Can't stand TimeWarner's BS on screen emergency alerts. 15 in a row! Can I opt out? Don't care about abductions and tornados 5 states away.
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Saturday, December 4, 2010
From Twitter 12-03-2010
- 16:44:28: Is this a TimeWarner, SyFy, or general spelling #fail? Lock your doors. Watch for "inTURDers". They pack it in. http://twitpic.com/3ckoyt
- 21:41:49: @ShawnKing Who really wins at the PDX Strippie Awards? Go help a girl get through Veterinacological School or something.
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
From Twitter 12-01-2010
- 04:37:14: @therealcliffyb Hands... Nah. The real age tell on a woman is her neck. Time, nor plastic surgery can hide on those things...
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
From Twitter 11-29-2010
- 04:51:20: Leslie Neilsen dead. Sucks. Have great memories of going with my dad to each of the Naked Gun movies after he introduced me to Airplane 1&2.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010
From Twitter 11-22-2010
- 03:10:09: The US version if Top Gear is canned, and has no soul. I'll stick with the illegally downloaded UK version, or wait for reruns on BBC-A.
- 03:10:56: RT @ShawnKing: Hey, American Top Gear? If you don't want to be (unfavorably) compared to the UK version, DON'T COPY EVERY ASPECT OF THEI ...
- 03:45:00: @ShawnKing What they don't realize is; the UK TopGear is more about the adventures of May, Clarkson, and Hammond, than the cars themselves.
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Sunday, November 21, 2010
From Twitter 11-20-2010
- 19:48:29: Fuck these gimmick football games in the mouth. The plan next year: No end zones? Random basketball hoops on the 30's? Bring back the goat?
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Thursday, November 18, 2010
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
From Twitter 11-08-2010
- 02:00:02: I won't lie... I have an erection going over the new CoD:Black Ops commercial: http://bit.ly/9EjQ0R Can't wait to kill on Tues. #blackops
- 19:16:03: Michael Jackson's new song is just like him: lifeless, plastic, and lacking soul... How appropriate.
- 19:58:42: Ruh Rho... http://bit.ly/dzrdT5
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Saturday, November 6, 2010
From Twitter 11-05-2010
- 09:04:44: Last night's Community just turned even more awesome by dropping a Hitler-ish joke. "it's going to be a maze" Absolute genius!
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Friday, November 5, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
From Twitter 10-30-2010
- 14:49:31: If people aren't going to Indiana's football games, what are they doing? #emptystadiumsareembarrassing
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Friday, October 29, 2010
From Twitter 10-28-2010
- 09:00:49: Banging hookers with all of your sitcom money? Us too. A new #BAMcast is up for you to cover in blow: http://bit.ly/9L7Y5K Go get it!
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
From Twitter 10-27-2010
- 16:22:35: 2 new #BAMcast shows up. Hard shafts, ghettos, trash cans, and cave sex: http://bit.ly/bZzN1u and http://bit.ly/duaSSd Lube up and go nuts!
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Saturday, October 23, 2010
From Twitter 10-22-2010
- 21:36:18: All the best mullets and denim at #TheWall concert. The Parking lot is full of Camaros... http://twitpic.com/2zxyju
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Thursday, October 14, 2010
From Twitter 10-13-2010
- 16:15:16: Loving how all news coverage of the miners is "packed deep" & "throbbing" with sexual innuendos. They "pulled out" of the "rock hard shaft".
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Sunday, October 10, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
From Twitter 10-05-2010
- 14:44:14: First "rocktober" VoiceOver read of the year. I thought that we were past those. I'll keep a running count for you...
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Tuesday, October 5, 2010
From Twitter 10-04-2010
- 16:08:57: RT @ShawnKing: I am now an official backer of The Glif - iPhone 4 Tripod Mount & Stand. http://bit.ly/drxbgm I second this find! Damn cool!
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Sunday, October 3, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
From Twitter 09-14-2010
- 03:12:07: Shitting in the corner and multiple dead cats. #Hoarders was more interesting than MNF. This is a train wreck I can't look away from.
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Sunday, September 12, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
From Twitter 09-09-2010
- 16:16:47: Can't stand sports broadcasters' phrase "in space". Nobody else uses it. (In other news..a hooker was killed "in space" by her pimp today)
- 16:19:20: @Distortedview I prefer Pro Tools, but lately, Reaper is looking like the hot, tight slut. Let's grab a beer sometime... Email me...
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Thursday, September 9, 2010
From Twitter 09-08-2010
- 17:03:52: @thecore That's not too bright of them, is it?
- 22:53:14: @therealcliffyb "Rears of Whore 37: Watch Me Camp, Bitch!"
Or
"Marcus Penis' XXXTreme SportSex 14: Anal Felching With Bungies"
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Friday, September 3, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
From Twitter 08-30-2010
- 20:41:45: Never ask me if I want change. Always, always, always bring it...
Your service wasn't that good.
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Monday, August 30, 2010
From Twitter 08-29-2010
- 14:12:21: Today is the day that the machines become aware.
Beware of random, crazy, Austrian Governors that say they will "be back".
#skynet
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
From Twitter 08-14-2010
- 14:30:54: @ LGA. At gate, lady next to me has a meat sandwich that smells like ass-rot. So glad she's saving half of it for the plane. Throw it away!
- 14:44:41: #1000 tweets. You want fun? Hang on for the rest of the adventure... Now with 40% more gasoline and matches.
- 14:47:51: Now hummus... Are you fucking joking? Hummus?
Maybe if I vomit on her, she won't be able to fly.
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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
From Twitter 08-10-2010
- 23:01:02: @keeganforte Tell the boss we'll join you... We're big fans of scotch. Wait, big? I meant huge. Especially that old stuff on the top shelf.
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Friday, August 6, 2010
From Twitter 08-05-2010
- 14:52:35: @blatherskyte You wouldn't want either of us on camera. The video retouching fees would be through the roof! I'll email you some agent info
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Thursday, August 5, 2010
From Twitter 08-04-2010
- 17:18:51: @thecore They do every year...
Every year that ends with "93". - 17:37:48: @blatherskyte What kind of talent? Looking to sign, or use?
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010
From Twitter 08-03-2010
- 19:36:02: We crushed our web hosting company's server again. Any thoughts on a hosting company that doesn't shit out? Uptime is important too...
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Monday, August 2, 2010
From Twitter 08-01-2010
- 20:40:45: RT @Xbox_Testers: Microsoft needs Xbox Kinect testers. Retweet if you want an invite. Follow for details.
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Friday, July 30, 2010
From Twitter 07-29-2010
- 20:10:01: New Apple toys, faltering Kindles, and cable tv alerts about kidnapped hillbillies. Grab a shotgun, it's BAMcast 101 http://bit.ly/cUyTbd
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Thursday, July 29, 2010
From Twitter 07-28-2010
- 22:28:02: @OfficialBFBC2 Battlefield, you are the gift that keeps on giving. You're like a drunk, easy girlfriend. http://j.mp/aFkJ1R
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Saturday, July 24, 2010
From Twitter 07-23-2010
- 21:01:50: There's a reason why it's called playing butt-darts. Coming soon to a porn shop near you... http://twitpic.com/280yos
- 21:14:39: Start posting pictures of the ugliest tattoos from ComicCon. Use those ninja skills to grab those pix! #SDCC
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Friday, July 23, 2010
From Twitter 07-22-2010
- 09:04:06: Brian and Mike #BAMcast show #100 posted today: http://bit.ly/9g9i0k We take on old people sex, bad BP Photoshop jobs, and flying donkeys...
- 16:49:00: A huge thanks to everyone that made show #100 the fastest downloaded show yet!
Now, if we could only get everyone to send us pics of boobs. - 18:30:03: @ShawnKing Time to put together a list of people to NOT follow... and why.
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Thursday, July 22, 2010
From Twitter 07-21-2010
- 00:21:52: @keeganforte Ahh.. The Duke Cafe. A SoHo-y place for a snack... Pretty people on one side of the cafe, and geeks with laptops on the other.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010
From Twitter 07-20-2010
- 00:51:24: @MorningToast I'd apply for the PD position at CD, but I'm not holding my breath.... Even though I can walk on water.
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Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
From Twitter 07-16-2010
- 16:53:11: Maybe #Apple will let me use these for my next VoiceOver session: http://www.apple.com/antenna/testing-lab.html
What do you think, Steve?
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Friday, July 16, 2010
From Twitter 07-15-2010
- 07:51:48: Had fun kicking the teeth in on the Mel Gibson saga on the latest show. That and motorboating... Brrrrrrrrrr
http://itunes.brianandmike.com - 19:42:04: Brian and Mike :: BAMcast - http://bit.ly/dxBvI2 #iTunes
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The Adventure Continues:
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- 07:51 Had fun kicking the teeth in on the Mel Gibson saga on the latest show. That and motorboating... Brrrrrrrrrr itunes.brianandmike.com #
- 19:42 Brian and Mike :: BAMcast - bit.ly/dxBvI2 #iTunes #
Saturday, July 10, 2010
The Brian and Mike Show Lockerroom:
The adventure continues...
- 17:19 Stay strong, Cleveland. You don't need quitters like that. #cleveland #cavs #
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- 18:19 Stay strong, Cleveland. You don't need quitters like that. #cleveland #cavs #
Friday, July 9, 2010
From Twitter 07-08-2010
- 20:48:26: I'm glad I never bought any LaGone James merchandise. If I could still fit into my Mark Price jersey, I'd be fine.
- 20:49:42: @thecore Pound it like a retarded stepchild!
- 21:39:05: I want people to line up and congratulate me on my decisions...
"Congrats on eating dinner..."
Jesus fuck... What has this world come to?
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The Brian and Mike Show Lockerroom:
The adventure continues...
- 19:48 I'm glad I never bought any LaGone James merchandise. If I could still fit into my Mark Price jersey, I'd be fine. #
- 19:49 @thecore Pound it like a retarded stepchild! #
- 20:39 I want people to line up and congratulate me on my decisions... "Congrats on eating dinner..." Jesus fuck... What has this world come to? #
The Adventure Continues:
Here's what's new with Brian and Mike:
- 20:48 I'm glad I never bought any LaGone James merchandise. If I could still fit into my Mark Price jersey, I'd be fine. #
- 20:49 @thecore Pound it like a retarded stepchild! #
- 21:39 I want people to line up and congratulate me on my decisions... "Congrats on eating dinner..." Jesus fuck... What has this world come to? #
Saturday, July 3, 2010
From Twitter 07-02-2010
- 18:24:39: RT @insanely_great: News: iPhone 4 Features: FaceTime (Video Review):
http://bit.ly/9nSA0Y
Mike and I join in...
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The Brian and Mike Show Lockerroom:
The adventure continues...
- 17:24 RT @insanely_great: News: iPhone 4 Features: FaceTime (Video Review): bit.ly/9nSA0Y Mike and I join in... #
The Adventure Continues:
Here's what's new with Brian and Mike:
- 18:24 RT @insanely_great: News: iPhone 4 Features: FaceTime (Video Review): bit.ly/9nSA0Y Mike and I join in... #