- 14:30:54: @ LGA. At gate, lady next to me has a meat sandwich that smells like ass-rot. So glad she's saving half of it for the plane. Throw it away!
- 14:44:41: #1000 tweets. You want fun? Hang on for the rest of the adventure... Now with 40% more gasoline and matches.
- 14:47:51: Now hummus... Are you fucking joking? Hummus?
Maybe if I vomit on her, she won't be able to fly.
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