From Twitter 08-13-2010

• 15:15:24: On a license plate: "Drive Out Diabetes"
  Shouldn't it be more like: "Eat Out Diabetes"?
  
• 22:36:57: There's one thing that brings a gangsta thug down... Ordering Pinkberry ice cream. "Large mango with kiwi and cucumber...yo."
  

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