From Twitter 11-29-2009

• 07:02:06: Tonight's SNL really shat the bed. Why didn't they put a bullet in it the first time it ran? When was the last time SNL was funny?
  
• 17:39:19: The next time I drive over a hydrant and a tree, I'll remember to put off my interview with the police... twice, and keep it "private" too.
  

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