From Twitter 11-18-2009

• 23:04:36: @ShawnKing "Oh, stewardess, I speak jive." wow, dude! Could be worse...
  
  "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
  
• 23:39:15: Ugly people should not be allowed to buy alcohol. You know it's going to be used to get them "in the mood" to make ugly kids...
  

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