From Twitter 05-10-2011

• 00:38:14: @therealcliffyb All day, every day at E3. Not sure if we're ready for it yet after those stories from @gearsviking #hugeville
  
• 00:41:00: Microsoft buys Skype. Now they need to "photosynth" that turd.. Please don't "vista" it.
  

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From Twitter 05-09-2011

• 01:57:46: @keeganforte What kind of cigars were they? I've been eyeing a Partagas 150 for a while...
  

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

• 02:37:23: RT @iamstevesykes: I'm left underwhelmed by yet another Obama speech. Would have been happy to see him just get up and shout "F^$K YEAH!"
  
• 02:42:25: I want hi-res .tiff images of his corpse, RED One video, and a Facebook page.
  
  Then, HBO It's up to you: run Team America World Police 24/7
  
• 17:15:55: Does this mean that Obama has enough XP to prestige? Was ghost pro used? Or a tie in with the CoD:BO DLC dropping tomorrow? #blackops
  

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

• 22:14:46: At dinner... I'm sitting next to a stuttering John Madden look and sound-alike.
  
  B-b-b-boom! S-s-s-s-score!
  

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From Twitter 04-24-2011

• 02:05:18: @thecore But his picture shows signs of bro-rape, the love of male nipples, and the smell of Cincinnati.
  

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From Twitter 04-23-2011

• 03:24:08: @GearsViking That's some Geekguyvering. The Phoenix Foundation approves of your power outage maneuvering. All that without a paperclip! :)
  

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From Twitter 04-21-2011

• 19:52:53: @iFlak Look both ways when you pull out of your office. I've heard that someone near you is dangerous on scooters :)
  
• 19:55:52: Maybe it's because they hired too many worthless people yesterday.
  
  McDonalds cites inflation.. will raise prices... http://j.mp/dOnmcs
  
• 23:12:52: @danacowley @iflak I named no names! Although... We never did get to see you ride the green "Harley" in @therealcliffyb office. :)
  

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From Twitter 04-20-2011

• 02:24:30: RT @DisruptiveShift: "Why are there two guys standing around playing 'let's touch dicks?'" Ahhhh, the sounds of #gears3beta
  

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From Twitter 04-16-2011

• 22:21:01: @GearsViking Where did you find those? You'll have to set us up with a list of places to hit the next time we're in town...
  

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From Twitter 04-15-2011

• 00:16:27: @tapbots #TweetBot is a kickass app! Would it be possible to do a white text on black (like the old Tweetie) skin? Great for night reading.
  
• 16:46:55: @danacowley Kickass #gears3beta coverage and links today! Give our best to the entire Epic PR team! :)
  
• 16:52:03: @iflak and @raczilla are still pumping out #gears3beta codes. Follow them... They have the info you need. (and a cool, unused Epic poster)
  

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From Twitter 04-14-2011

• 01:28:56: RT @GearsViking: I can't go into details but what I forced into the head of @EpicCog is detailed here: http://bit.ly/eXSPWL. All part o ...
  
• 20:01:32: @danacowley "Why So Anti-Midget?" or "Unplanned Urban Automotive Pregnancies"
  
• 20:03:48: ABC cancels 'ALL MY CHILDREN,' 'ONE LIFE TO LIVE'... http://j.mp/fbIcL2
  
  Does that mean all those viewers are going to get jobs now?
  

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From Twitter 04-13-2011

• 18:22:01: I would kill for the new Final Cut background rendering right now. I think we all need a beta copy to try out. It would save hours...
  

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From Twitter 04-11-2011

• 18:57:46: @russhall I think you just killed your NDA...
  

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From Twitter 04-09-2011

• 20:19:45: Great day that wrapped up with a great friend and cigar. Humidor is set up, and I'm ready to start my collection. Any suggestions?
  
• 20:27:42: @therealcliffyb Recreate the bathroom scene at work on Monday. Make sure that Prince and Rod are in your "gang", though. It could get ugly..
  

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From Twitter 04-06-2011

• 18:43:03: RT @macho_oyster: Work got me a *giant* plant for a death in my family, and spelled my name wrong on the card.
  

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From Twitter 04-04-2011

• 22:32:33: I didn't know that Mark Zuckerberg plays for #Butler. Still kind of pulling for #UConn...
  

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From Twitter 04-02-2011

• 22:43:52: RT @MikeyBAMs: Oh #spiderman not in the toy aisle..... http://t.co/Rj4HNzz
  

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From Twitter 03-31-2011

• 19:25:11: @therealcliffyb Thanks for hanging out with us today! On our way out, we swiped more yogurt... Mike is "downloading a beta" right now.
  
• 19:29:26: @GearsViking the rug burns only tell half of the story. Video coming soon... Thanks for seeing us today! http://t.co/JmnngmP
  
• 19:33:34: @iFlak Great meeting you yesterday! If you hear screaming coming out of the office around the corner.. It's probably because of us. :)
  

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From Twitter 03-23-2011

• 12:18:21: RT @MyDamnChannel: Yes, these are just the first 2 episodes of "Gigi" premiering today. New eps every Wednesday at http://MyDamnChannel. ...
  

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From Twitter 03-22-2011

• 16:08:42: @danacowley Can't believe we didn't follow you earlier. Our bad! Sent you an email... Hope to talk with you soon!
  

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From Twitter 03-17-2011

• 15:44:33: @zefrank Content is always key! Please tell us that you're coming back... The talentless wannabes need to have their cages rattled.
  
• 19:12:06: RT @insanely_great: Best part of March Madness is the obscure mascots. That and Billy Packer
  

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From Twitter 02-27-2011

• 18:04:54: Was just sent pix and video of the new #ipad2 What should I do?
  
• 18:08:20: @ShawnKing I feel like I'm sitting on a nuke... Listeners are awesome, but sometimes they scare me :)
  
• 18:14:20: @ShawnKing Will you help me cover my legal bills if these get out? I may need a few hundred grand. :)
  
• 18:27:54: @ShirleyHershey Can't really say 100% until Wed. Would be cool if they were!
  

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From Twitter 02-26-2011

• 14:42:40: @flargh Congrats on AMB #100!
  
  The next 100 will contain 37% more angry, and 22% more bastard.
  

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From Twitter 02-09-2011

• 08:20:07: @flargh DM me, and we'll figure out a way to get you the pictures of me licking your head at MWSF.
  
  And... that's how I start my morning...
  
• 08:23:56: @flargh Tell me about it... One of the dogs just puked up a tree branch.
  
  Geeeoood merrrnding, werld.
  

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From Twitter 02-06-2011

• 21:55:41: I would have rather had a cracked out Axl Rose than this shit. Thanks for putting a bullet into Sweet Child of Mine. Bring back nipples!
  
• 22:03:23: Dead Patrick Swayze just threw up a little bit in his grave. He shat a little bit too... #BringBackNipples #SuperBowl
  
• 22:04:02: RT @flargh: Fox is showing more Bush tonight than Cinemax does at 1 in the morning.
  

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From Twitter 02-03-2011

• 19:34:17: RT @insanely_great: Oh, yeah. 9:30 Eastern. We'll do a pre-show/setup chat, and hope to start recording around 10 - RT @SirTrott: @insan ...
  

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From Twitter 01-31-2011

• 17:52:00: RT @flargh: My pick for "Cutest Macworld Couple of #Macworld2011" goes to @ShawnKing and @idschray, btw.
  

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From Twitter 01-27-2011

• 16:46:09: Flying brings out the absolute stupid in people.
  
• 19:18:55: Charlie Sheen, like Keith Richards, will never die. Unfortunately, he'll end up "finding God", and annoy the shit out of us even more.
  
• 20:30:47: 4 denim shirts in 1st Class.
  Christ.
  
  Stay classy, Michigan...
  

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From Twitter 01-13-2011

• 01:46:53: Jesus! All of this stepfather talk from @oliviamunn is making me go soft.
  
  What will last longer? This interview, or her new TV show?
  

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From Twitter 01-05-2011

• 21:31:55: RT @tomleykisshow: This just in: Homeless guy with "golden voice" gets a job. Clear Channel wants him to beg in ten other markets as well.
  

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From Twitter 01-04-2011

• 15:52:28: Homeless Columbus, OH guy... Great voice, but a face for radio. Heeeyyyy-ooohhh!
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTysXITBCmk
  
• 16:42:03: @ShawnKing Agreed. Some radio hires don't have a voice for magazines! Blow up CES for me. I'll watch the YML page for the vids and updates.
  

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From Twitter 01-01-2011

• 00:41:00: I have no idea what Dick Clark just said.
  
  Sounded like "I'm sitting in goat pudding".
  
• 00:42:36: Is this a replay of the 1981 New Year's Eve show? Or, is it really 50 year old washed up pop singers?
  
• 01:31:28: @ShawnKing He must have pictures of someone at ABC having sex with a farm animal. He honestly brings NYE to a depressing, screeching halt.
  

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