From Twitter 08-30-2010

• 20:41:45: Never ask me if I want change. Always, always, always bring it...
  
  Your service wasn't that good.
  

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From Twitter 08-29-2010

• 14:12:21: Today is the day that the machines become aware.
  
  Beware of random, crazy, Austrian Governors that say they will "be back".
  
  #skynet
  

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From Twitter 08-16-2010

• 14:44:25: @ShawnKing Nicoderm... No smoking? What will happen to the radio voice? Isn't that the secret? :)
  
  Good luck, and battle on!
  

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From Twitter 08-14-2010

• 14:30:54: @ LGA. At gate, lady next to me has a meat sandwich that smells like ass-rot. So glad she's saving half of it for the plane. Throw it away!
  
• 14:44:41: #1000 tweets. You want fun? Hang on for the rest of the adventure... Now with 40% more gasoline and matches.
  
• 14:47:51: Now hummus... Are you fucking joking? Hummus?
  
  Maybe if I vomit on her, she won't be able to fly.
  

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From Twitter 08-13-2010

• 15:15:24: On a license plate: "Drive Out Diabetes"
  Shouldn't it be more like: "Eat Out Diabetes"?
  
• 22:36:57: There's one thing that brings a gangsta thug down... Ordering Pinkberry ice cream. "Large mango with kiwi and cucumber...yo."
  

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From Twitter 08-10-2010

• 23:01:02: @keeganforte Tell the boss we'll join you... We're big fans of scotch. Wait, big? I meant huge. Especially that old stuff on the top shelf.
  

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From Twitter 08-05-2010

• 14:52:35: @blatherskyte You wouldn't want either of us on camera. The video retouching fees would be through the roof! I'll email you some agent info
  

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From Twitter 08-04-2010

• 17:18:51: @thecore They do every year...
  
  Every year that ends with "93".
  
• 17:37:48: @blatherskyte What kind of talent? Looking to sign, or use?
  

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From Twitter 08-03-2010

• 19:36:02: We crushed our web hosting company's server again. Any thoughts on a hosting company that doesn't shit out? Uptime is important too...
  

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From Twitter 08-01-2010

• 20:40:45: RT @Xbox_Testers: Microsoft needs Xbox Kinect testers. Retweet if you want an invite. Follow for details.
  

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