From Twitter 01-27-2011

• 16:46:09: Flying brings out the absolute stupid in people.
  
• 19:18:55: Charlie Sheen, like Keith Richards, will never die. Unfortunately, he'll end up "finding God", and annoy the shit out of us even more.
  
• 20:30:47: 4 denim shirts in 1st Class.
  Christ.
  
  Stay classy, Michigan...
  

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From Twitter 01-13-2011

• 01:46:53: Jesus! All of this stepfather talk from @oliviamunn is making me go soft.
  
  What will last longer? This interview, or her new TV show?
  

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From Twitter 01-05-2011

• 21:31:55: RT @tomleykisshow: This just in: Homeless guy with "golden voice" gets a job. Clear Channel wants him to beg in ten other markets as well.
  

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From Twitter 01-04-2011

• 15:52:28: Homeless Columbus, OH guy... Great voice, but a face for radio. Heeeyyyy-ooohhh!
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTysXITBCmk
  
• 16:42:03: @ShawnKing Agreed. Some radio hires don't have a voice for magazines! Blow up CES for me. I'll watch the YML page for the vids and updates.
  

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From Twitter 01-01-2011

• 00:41:00: I have no idea what Dick Clark just said.
  
  Sounded like "I'm sitting in goat pudding".
  
• 00:42:36: Is this a replay of the 1981 New Year's Eve show? Or, is it really 50 year old washed up pop singers?
  
• 01:31:28: @ShawnKing He must have pictures of someone at ABC having sex with a farm animal. He honestly brings NYE to a depressing, screeching halt.
  

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From Twitter 12-25-2010

• 02:12:26: Merry Christmas from the show. We hope you wake up to filled stockings... not the ones with toys. The kind filled with passed out hookers.
  

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From Twitter 12-23-2010

• 17:55:01: Jesus. Fucking. Christ. #OSU. You dopes kill me, and my school. The million$ couldn't come fast enough for you stupid punks? Pathetic!
  

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From Twitter 12-22-2010

• 18:12:40: ManRule #317:
  Never trust a woman at a mall... let alone, the week before Christmas.
  

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From Twitter 12-19-2010

• 15:12:19: I Can not stand dipshits that chew with their mouths open. Didn't someone somewhere tell you that you look like an animal?
  

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From Twitter 12-13-2010

• 09:41:48: Too good to not pass along:
  
  What does Brett Favre and the Metrodome have in common?
  
  They both collapse under pressure!
  
• 23:20:18: Please tell me that #Hoarders is completely made up. Can't wait or the episode where they bulldoze the entire shithole house under.
  

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