From Twitter 10-05-2010

• 14:44:14: First "rocktober" VoiceOver read of the year. I thought that we were past those. I'll keep a running count for you...
  

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From Twitter 10-04-2010

• 16:08:57: RT @ShawnKing: I am now an official backer of The Glif - iPhone 4 Tripod Mount & Stand. http://bit.ly/drxbgm I second this find! Damn cool!
  

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From Twitter 10-02-2010

• 16:43:16: If you make an app that has ads that completely hijack the app. I will immediately delete it. You lost my $.0003 for the ad view... Forever
  
• 21:25:29: Why when I hit the bathroom at the Apple Store, is there someone struggling to take a shit? Sounds so uncomfortable that I feel constipated.
  

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From Twitter 09-19-2010

• 18:37:41: @thecore Because that's the most action Chapel Hill has seen in a few years! Hey-ooohhhhh!
  

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From Twitter 09-17-2010

• 23:39:04: @GoTrevGo Is that irony or apathy... Or a big turdpie of both?
  

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From Twitter 09-14-2010

• 03:12:07: Shitting in the corner and multiple dead cats. #Hoarders was more interesting than MNF. This is a train wreck I can't look away from.
  

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From Twitter 09-11-2010

• 12:26:11: 9 years later, and we still have a hole. WTF? We're better than this.
  

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From Twitter 09-09-2010

• 16:16:47: Can't stand sports broadcasters' phrase "in space". Nobody else uses it. (In other news..a hooker was killed "in space" by her pimp today)
  
• 16:19:20: @Distortedview I prefer Pro Tools, but lately, Reaper is looking like the hot, tight slut. Let's grab a beer sometime... Email me...
  

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From Twitter 09-08-2010

• 17:03:52: @thecore That's not too bright of them, is it?
  
• 22:53:14: @therealcliffyb "Rears of Whore 37: Watch Me Camp, Bitch!"
  
  Or
  
  "Marcus Penis' XXXTreme SportSex 14: Anal Felching With Bungies"
  

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From Twitter 09-02-2010

• 04:31:11: The new Twitter client for the iPad is amazing. Twittelator, you've got some serious competition.
  
• 19:10:31: By the end of the 1st quarter, Marshall will know what a Buckeye beating feels like. It's been way too long, college football. Welcome back.
  

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